why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
"i love u my dumpling"
Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT
I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.